One small step for mankind…
Let’s talk about two recent changes in my life.
1) Though I fought it tooth and nail, I changed my hair. Yes, it’s true. I am now sporting a mild fohawk. This was just a test, but I have decided to go all out next time and make my new fohawk more pronounced. Perhaps I’ll even throw in a dash of mullet.
2) Today, I uttered 6 words to my wife that ought never be uttered by a man. “I need to go to Michaels.” Yes, Michaels. The reason for such a slap to my manhood was my new desire for calligraphy. Yes, more words that ought never be uttered by a man, but I did. I’m getting into calligraphy, inspired by those scribes who elegantly (and artistically) copied our ancient NT manuscripts one thousand years ago. Fine writing is a lost art, and I plan to bring it back.
There are more changes happening, but only these can you handle.
